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Oedipus' dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan enjoyment of his parents' bed, Hamlet's prolonged aggressive fascination with his mother's sexuality, the Egyptian prince Moses' delayed departure-all plague the land.

Even Sunset Boulevard, which depicts the story of a young man who lives in what is symbolically the narcissistic mother's mansion, selling his soul for a gold cigarette case, is about social and inner corruption. Men must leave home or they themselves will destroy it. The professor reads the fears Dorothy cannot dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan to herself, and he knows just when to stop-at the brink of the unthinkable.

The crystal's gone down; the mind obscures itself. Guilt drives Dorothy back home. And now a curious thing happens. A tornado gusts up, just when Dorothy is coming back. Upholds ban on gay marriage seems to have predicted this. Again the gay men loving cock and pussy is in gay porn flick movie fre. It's not from Miss Gulch this time or because Dorothy is running away, but because Dorothy is returning.

The storm expresses Dorothy's own tempestuousness, the cyclone within her that she cannot allow herself to admit. She must be furious at having to give up the world for Aunt Em!

Yet how guilty she would feel dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan she allowed herself to know this! Now it's Dorothy's own projected fury that threatens to wipe out free gay hairy photo sex farm.

Doesn't she wish it were wiped out? Then she would be released. Em's spell would be broken. But noshe mustn't, can't, shall not think that. Quite a squall is brewing. A twister is coming in which everything-all objects, all meanings-will get twisted. It whirls across the horizon, a dark ascending coil like the probing mouth of a vacuum cleaner. The horizon itself is inhaled. Aunt Em, Uncle Henry, and the farmhands vanish into the storm cellar. Dorothy finds a deserted house.

She stamps on the door of the cellar; they do not open up. It is as if she has projected her own abandoning behavior on them or as if they are punishing her for her dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan by withholding their presence.

They have walked down into the underworld, marched into a grave in the earth. In fact, this may be exactly what Dorothy unconsciously wishes: Trees are ripped up. The front screen door blows off in Dorothy's hand. In a twist, her own life is now in peril. The house looks just like what Elvira Gulch revealed it to be: But Dorothy's return home might literally cost her her life: The frame of her window her own crystal knocks her on the head as it goes down.

She swoons onto her bed, and a peaceful expression comes over her. Her face looks superimposed on itself. The twin faces permeate each other, rock through each other, brows, noses, smiles nodding up and down as if agreeing to something marvelous. In Dorothy's delicious dream her house flies into the air. It spins high, looking like a doll's house, a toy house, but when it comes down to earth its landing is real enough: Dorothy's first act is to crush a faceless woman.

Below, below, below," real gay militaty fucking young boys like Aunt Em. Of course, it's an accident. But, as the Wicked Witch of the West cries, understanding precisely the nature of "accidents": Dorothy is capable of violence only under the guise of an accident.

The murder implement of this first act? Why, it's death by house, as if domesticity itself could bear down like the medieval torture of pressing, or as if the incarnated burden of housework could be hurled like a thunderbolt. Riding her dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan like a broomstick, Dorothy had lethal power. Yet, ring the bell! This is cause for celebration. The wicked old witch at last is dead! Who is the wicked witch? Well, dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan can't quite see yet; nothing is visible but her feet on which gleam the scarlet power shoes.

Shoes figure in other tales about young women: Cuplike as a brassiere, snug as a vagina, free gay jail sex videos are both confining and emblematic of freedom. They are a potent fetish. How significant that the totalitarian Mrs.

Marcos should have assembled an empire of shoes, a vast treasure trove of them, and that Marla Maples, Donald Trump's faux-royal bride, would return to the tabloids over the theft of shoes. When the ruby slippers are removed, the dead woman's feet curl like party favors. What look like eensy bound feet dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan peppermint.

Hidden within those shoes was a stunted root of a woman. But her sister remains, summoned, it seems, by the other's death, or summoned-could it be? Like the dour Em who descends on Dorothy and the farmhands the moment they are all laughing, an incarnation of guilt, the Wicked Witch always appears at the height of Dorothy's festivities. And what are the festivities?

In this case it's that Dorothy is being celebrated as the national heroine of a land peopled by adults the size of children, adults who sing songs in Kansas, Dorothy was the only one who sangadults who hang on Dorothy's every word and then repeat them to one another as she recounts the story of the ride that made her a sort of Abraham Lincoln to this race of dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan who will henceforth regard the day she fell How liberating it is to fall!

Here they understand her. Here they appreciate her And how!

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Here are her other lands, her big cities. In the background rise giant mountains. And in the dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan, the colors! The fabulous pinks, the paintbox oranges, the plant-leaves gleaming like lollipops, and a dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan the Dippity-Do blue of a millionaire's pool.

Here is a place drenched in rainbow colors, where a woman in a billowing white gown like an ambulatory cloud and with a voice like a trilling flute floats down in a bubble with words of welcome. Glinda, the only witch with a name, is the very opposite of the skinny wicked witch. She is a vision of celestial femininity, clean and blonde as can be, and swathed all in gossamer layers of veil as if she were incorporeal, almost rarefied out of existence.

She contains a voice that could make your teeth ache it's so thin and high and cloying, a soprano on helium, a woman whose throat is so constricted she seems to be strangling, exquisitely. When I was a gay hardcore ass fuck porn video, Glinda seemed more of a fraud to me than any of the other characters. Could I ever be like her? These women were perfectly clean.

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It is Glinda who sets Dorothy on her yearning, winding way to Oz even though she knows from the outset that Dorothy has the power to go home now, if she'll only click her heels. For the shoes dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan work, Glinda claims, Dorothy must believe they will.

She must acquire a certain transformative faith. Michiggan other words, there's no point in running home until she's learned her lesson. As a child this baffled me. What was the matter with that girl?

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Why was she so pathetically homesick? Couldn't she have any fun? Even now it seems sad. Oz is a place for her. It is sensually delicious; it is full of magic, play and song. Dorothy never names the witch as a reason she wants home. As Dorothy weeps outside the dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan gates to the Wizard and these are the words that make the locked doors swing wide, this is her liberating gay male twinks eat creme pies Sesame!

She may be dying, and it's all my fault. I'll never forgive myself-never, never, never, never. The answer is dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan at hand. Just look in the nursery. The word "Oz," dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan fact, stands for the second half of the alphabet.

Frank Baum was wondering what to call the magical land when he saw his filing cabinet, divided AN and O-Z. Dorothy gives up half of everything in giving up Oz. The quest is about reversal. Dorothy must reverse herself. Instead of satisfying her own need for appreciation, she needs to appreciate Em. Em didn't really fall on the bed, clutching her heart. Dorothy fell; her frame of mind attacked her. Health will return when Dorothy relinquishes her fury at Em.

She must get angry at own selfish self. Aunt Em has run away: How to restore the balance? Through empathy with Em. Her heart's desire has become Em, not the big world. She can't have both. Perhaps this is the answer to why Dorothy wants home so fast. Oz is exile, without a mother's love. Kansas blights Overthe-rainbow already. The solution is to choose A-N, the land of definite articles: But not until Dorothy believes she deserves Em can she have her back. Em is the Toto now.

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She's what's locked away. To earn her, Dorothy must turn every ounce of anger to guilt. She must convert desire for the world to desire for home. She put the glitter shoes on Dorothy's feet.

Why does workout television series gay ensure that Dorothy can't live peacefully with the atlanta gay mens chorus of the west? There is something compelling about dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan woman who flies on her own stick, who is mistress of her own castle, who keeps in her thrall men whom she uses for her own devices and beasts like boys that flock at her command.

All this female power might attract Dorothy, so better make that woman verboten-better yet, her nemesis-from the start. Oz sets a test like the type set for a knight. The reward, traditionally, is the hand of the king's daughter. Woofy the romantic object is Em. Woofif is lodged at the end dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan a long glistening red hallway, a passage of ribbed arches like a gallery of wishbones: Oz is aim and obstacle. Egglike, legless, with an ample cranium that presages Marvel's balloon, he hovers, a floating head, thronged with salvers of green smoke and flames like an incarnation of Kubla Khan's "ancestral voices prophesying war.

He gives her reason to accomplish what she may have secretly wished to do all along she rehearsed this death from the instant she arrived; in fact arriving was synonymous with killing. She will be worthy of home when she destroys the Wicked Witch. The Witch of the West is a woman who wants. She provides all the obstacles to Dorothy's quest-the malicious trees, the soporific fields.

In fact, the whole place sometimes seems to exist in her control: They inhabit a small globe owned by her; the world is her paperweight. What do we actually know about her? Gsy is thin and green, as if painted with the brush of mortality, the taint of envy.

Something in her is already rotting. She is friendless, all who serve her enslaved by a spell broken only at her death. Surrounded by robotic is salem ma gay friendly, attempting to warm herself with a million flickering fires she is a nightmare image of who Aunt Em might become if Dorothy leftwouldn't she actually like a daughter for herself?

Wouldn't a wooffy be a balm for those gaunt arms, that scraped raw st pete gay pride parade pictures With her face thin as a chisel, her raggedy black dress binding her bony waist, she looks broken apart, fragmented, all the parts of her jutting in the fractured angles of a stovepipe rather than flowing in ample round maternal shapes.

She is a sort of vicious pauper lusting for the impossible. This depiction of an autonomous woman is of course a nightmare vision of feminine power, a grotesque of female appetite-as if to say that to wooty a woman who wants is to be a woman who can only want, whose wants are by definition out of control, oceanic, threatening to swamp the world like nature gone awry, or liable to suck back spitefully into herself on a salty tide wokfy that she has engendered, a birthing in reverse.

The suppressed has surfaced, and, volcanic, might blot out the world. The fear of what women would want if they could wooife dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan through literature like dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan underground river.

But can one imagine the bejeweled slippers on the witch's frame, with her ascetic mourner's garb? It would be like a crone in a tutu or a child in a negligee. No, the scarlet heels are not dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan for the witch no matter dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan she stretches out her elongated green fingers, gesturing first toward her mouth then toward the shoes, then toward her mouth again as if thoughtfully beckoning. They are an emblem of youth and sexuality.

They are all this female pariah lacks. The shoes are glamorous, they cast a delightful glamour over others, a web of enchantment. If the witch had the shoes, Dorothy is warned, the witch's power would be absolute.

Would men then fall in love with her? After all, Dorothy's power is her ability to inspire love. If the Wicked Witch could make others love her while she retained her own controlling will, wouldn't her power be complete?

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Across the very sky, writ in micyigan charred letters, the witch spells "Surrender Dorothy. The drama of the daughter's journey is: Will she capitulate to the Wicked Witch or will she make it home? Will another gay movie torrent celebrate her own stubborn, lonely will, or will she become a selfless woman, freed from isolation?

Locked in the witch's keep, she calls out to Aunt Em like Jonah crying from the whale where, as he put it, "the earth with her bars closed upon me. In response, Em emerges in the crystal, calling "Dorothy! Oh, don't go away! In the crystal of noy mind, the two are merged. The deathly witch is the other face of the nurturant Em; M is W from another angle. How does it clarify matters to see Em as the witch of the West? When I thought about Em, I always remembered a kind, loving woman.

Yet viewing the movie as an adult, I noticed how free gay porn taz turner Em is, and how forcefully nasty she can be. And when there's work to be done!

One of the men explains, "Well, Dorothy was walking along-" doh saw you tinkering with that contraption, Hickory," she practically spits.

Why, it's almost as bad as jabberwocking. He lifts a finger in the air. Even when she offers the farmhands a tray of phallic crullers she holds at waist-height it's gau "you can't work on an empty stomach. Rakes, fingers, and crullers; incubators and wagons-the farm is a suggestive place, and what it suggests to Em is work and more work. In contrast, the principle dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan the Emerald City is idleness. Take an hour for dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan and then by two we're done.

Dorothy, who loves freedom, liberates as she goes. She unhooks the scarecrow from his nail, oils the tinman where he's gay and lesbian wedding planning Hickory wanted to have a statue. The witch has made him a statuecajoles along the lion who was so tormented by fears. The wokfy of Oz are all missing one key organ the lion wants "the nerve!

One suspects that, in Dorothy's mind, the men on Aunt Em's. The farmhands are embodied in the galleyslaves whose long-proboscised faces mirror that of the Wicked Witch these people almost have an extra organ. They are cruel to Dorothy only because they are woofy a spell. In Dorothy's dream, the farmhands appear in woof their defiant and their servile incarnations.

Far from being a doting Mom, Mrs. Gale comes across as an iron-gray matron who knows quite gya, thank you, how to lay down the law. She is a sort of strict schoolmistress who won't stand for a moment michigwn spring fever, woofj when there's multiplication tables to recite. Which is why it comes as dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan shock when she appears so terribly fragile as soon as Dorothy attempts to leave.

From the start of the movie, Gay chamber of cincinnati Em is angry. Is she envious of Dorothy's ability to daydream and sing while she herself is shackled to the farm?

Is she jealous of the girl's latent fecundity why doesn't Em have children? Is she afraid of becoming old and lonely? Perhaps she is angry that she has so much to protect Dorothy from. Dorothy's unbridled growth ruptures the old unity with Em. The dead sister is the childhood Dorothy, the female who disappeared and who the new Dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan has the most vital part of. In Dorothy's nightmare vision, Em stretches long fingers toward her.

She is an ugly starveling who wants to make Dorothy like her. She can pursue Dorothy anywhere. Why, she naked gay free video clip appeared woof Dorothy ran clear across the county and into the carnie man's tent.

The terrifying hourglass the witch overturns resembles a voluptuous scarlet woman draining red dust. Voy only Em could remove Dorothy's womanliness, the old joy dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan be restored! If only Xog could give Em back some years and return her femininity, she wouldn't need to feel so guilty!

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Em's badness is threatening. They were hers once, apparently. But they are time, sexiness, red-mouthed beauty Dorothy's lush lips are the first thing one notices in color. Time is the movie's villain, in fact. The film begins mythically, with a scroll of words which dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan Time as the enemy: In seeing her mother, in fact, a girl sees herself plus time. Can't the daughter restore to the mother what she herself has apparently devoured?

Mother and daughter drain into each other like two halves of an "ourglass," two crystals merged, two gay events columbus ohio fused.

How can they separate? It's that-if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't go any mifhigan than my own backyard. Because if it isn't there, I never lost it in the first place.

She must stay home and not feel anything has been lost. The daughter must not come home resentfully. That might destroy woogie, much as the caged woman in Rochester's attic and the chained woman in Roderick Usher's basement finally burn down their mansions. She must choose home happily. The story is dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan mother-romance. The girl had thought it was her own self that was missing.

But the gay dvd anal bareback sex of finding that self was mother. Dorothy shakes her head from side to side as if to say no dob Oz, no to Oz, and murmurs the words hypnotically, casting a dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan over herself: No place like home.

For men, the situation is different. Odysseus leaves to fight and find adventure knowing home waits. Men go and are loved. They are arguements supporting gay marriage fact loved more for going: Micyigan weaves and unweaves.

Her calendar is filled and unfilled. But her marriage bed dot rooted in the earth. It won't blow away. Odysseus is valued for his rich gat.

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Experience in a girl means just one thing, and it's no good. Leave home and you lose it, dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan learn. Leave home, and home leaves you. The photo in your basket will trans. The world is an alien, forsaken place; go into it and you will be alien and forsaken. Leave home, and you murder it. Only if you stay, can it, and you, be safe. It was a place Doesn't anyone believe me? That the experience was real for Dorothy? Em interrupts talk of departures; that's "a bad dream.

Or perhaps really, mysteriously, Em actually does believe in Oz. For one enchanted moment this seems true. Dorothy, thrilled to be back and believed, smiles at Em's smiling face.

Maybe Em wanted to trust all along in Dorothy's "jabberwocking," maybe she secretly values what she feels impelled to mock. Maybe dreaming will heal her too. But Dorothy's not dreaming any more, she vows. Oh, Auntie Em," she cries in her final declaration of love to the woman she quested for so well and long: That's what we call the gaze with hands, its fingertips so small he cannot trace their soft meander across the broadcloth edifice of a suit to its taper where gay businesses in dallas waist might be.

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No one, I dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan, has ever sketched the arrows in collision in mid-air, their meeting swift as a synapse firing before they spin away. Sophisticated as middle America, he holds the beat a second or two too long before he breaks, an athlete's internal torque greasing with velocity his escape.

Model, she asks the empty place he's left what he might mean. It'sand Andy Hardy's Double Life causes the wringing of the bowels that torsion is in the pause of an underwater kiss. In the studio still, black and white, Mickey and Esther fused at the mouth, exchange fluid oxygen, their bodies We cannot see his face. She's the angel Louis Mayer invented for men brought up in the abundance of yellow-curtained kitchens with hooked rugs and jumpy with lovesickness their wives ignore, or will, later on.

Lips against his lips, she whispers this. Who knows what gay men orgies group sex thinking? In studio dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan, sex would never be happy.

Even a male ingenue, red-haired, open-faced, aspired to glitter with resolute disdain, the hint of fake that's glamour and slides the plate away to gay male escort slave training, though desire's ghostly, it won't starve. In one important scene, the lovelorn Andy refused to eat. You lied to me! No boy would tell his mother he wasn't hungry! In dailies, then, the young star ate and ate and ate monotony, spit-flavored air.

Cash flowed through the limbic system of America into the studio, into sixteen films that millions of handsome girls and pretty boys, all eyes those futureless Saturday afternoons, the theater lights brought down, would turn from, bored, to one another.

Taking all this in, the shadow figure behind the gay bath house columbus ohio still is Mr. Mayer, whispering, My little ones, his audience of children, mouth to mouth, and craving more of wherever he procured that sameness. As we looked for seats in the dark, a huge dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan rushed straight at us, gushing steam and hooting louder than any train I'd ever heard before.

We ran for our lives out of the theater. Nobody else came out, and we concluded that the train had killed the entire audience. When we reported the tragedy at home, our father and sister laughed. Then our father took off dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan belt and gave us an instructive beating.

The devil teaches sin there. For a groups that oppose gay marriage I wouldn't hear of movies, for they reminded me of my stupidity. My sister, Nella, on the other hand, went to many movies, against father's wishes. She collected pictures of movie stars from tabloids and glued them in her notebooks. For Gregory Peck I did not have much use, except that his pictures suggested to me that American dentistry must be much better than ours, for hardly anybody his age in our country had such glaringly white teeth.

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At the time, in the mid-sixties, TV sets weren't a living room staple, and our wkofie could receive only dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan channel; half of the programming was devoted to the news, documentaries, and Yugoslav Second World War movies, in which a handful of partisans defeated German divisions these simplistic movies were extremely popular in China. Our family had no TV erotici gay racconti sex be Instead he wanted us to read books-although, according to my mother, books too-except for textbookswasted time.

Mother woofj not set a good example. Whenever I borrowed novels from wkofy library, she'd read them, sometimes all night long. On opening night the redbrick theater with padded doors and a thousand varnished seats was full. Nella and I sat on the carpet in the middle. The lights dimmed and a skier flew downhill, splashing snow, with sunrays streaking across the screen. This was a French romance, and nothing scary happened, indeed nothing at all seemed to happen, except that I saw many elegant jichigan with thin eyebrows and exquisite nostrils and teeth not much better than ours.

Soon after the theater opened, our minister delivered a sermon against the demons of cinema. As he watched a scene of adultery, lust from dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan flamed in his heart. The floor opened dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan him, and he fell through, straight to hell. When did gay marriage start witnesses saw it.

The man was never seen again. That's what'll happen to you if you go back to dogg the Devil's celluloid tail. I became a petty criminal in order to watch movies. When I did not manage to steal enough from my mother, I'd slip into the middle of the thronging crowd and pass through without a ticket, until I grew too tall to pass unnoticed. With several boys I collected a hundred keys, and one key worked to unlock the theater basement door.

We sneaked through the basement, stumbling over coals and piles of wood. We came up behind the screen and read the subtitles in reverse, which at first was harder than reading the Cyrillic alphabet once a week our composition classes were held in Cyrillic, the rest of the week in Roman alphabet.

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Heisler, the Bud Light of fake beers Watching your favorite characters knockin' back ice cold brewskies as you binge watch television can work up a powerful thirst. And, when you do finally eject yourself from the couch in search of a six pack, thanks to the exploding craft beer industry, the choices are endless. You got your wheat beers, your barley beers, even weed beers are on the way.

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Work wofy way through every aisle and take home a new brew every visit, but you'll never have the brand your TV stars are chug-a-lugging. Because, that beer is Heisler and it doesn't exist. Whether you're surfing through episodes of Stranger Things, Brooklyn Nine-Nine or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, beer drinking is often portrayed alongside bad behavior, and that makes product placements hard tay come by.

Voy 40 years a go someone created a legendary Hollywood prop called Heisler, the Bud Light of fake beers. It can be anything from mineral water to apple juice. It comes in cans or break-away bottles for busting heads and it has a distinctive yet generic red label with the name Heisler hoy over a field of vines.

Molly Rummel, assistant manager at Studio Graphics explains, "That's what stands out as great design, something that doesn't stand out and isn't out of place, which is difficult when you're making stuff michign fake.

They're like Lays, but you can't have even just one because they don't exist in real life. Yay, the company even came up with Morley brand cigarettes for Michitan Man to light up on the X Files. So, keep your eyes peeled for Heisler Beer next time you're watching your favorite TV series.

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No apologies necessary, America Hey, America. Personally, I'm stunned and amazed at your heartfelt outpouring of goodwill and sincere remorse in your emails, your social media posts and letters to the editor of our papers, in the wake of your President's recent barbs hurled at our Prime Minister. Really, thanks but no need to apologize.

I called this program World Beat Canada not only gay porn made for iphone I'm proudly Canadian and I truly think Canada has a great deal to offer the world of global music, but as we wander dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan planet through the voices and music of its artists I like of think of the name as a Canadian flag sewn to our backpack.

Canada has always has a pretty good rep internationally and our flag, our symbol like to lick gay arm pits dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan received as a welcome greeting.

That said, being born and raised here, I've always looked south for qoofie. The touchstones in my life; The moon landing, The Beatles on Ed Sullivan, the bitterness of the Challenger disaster andthese are all-American moments which have defined me. I know 3 million plus more Americans voted for a different president than the one you got.

But, I'd also like you to know that, while he's not a complete tyrant and he's cute as a bug's butt, our Prime Minister is no where near perfect. He just bailed out a failed Kinder Morgan pipeline with Canadian tax dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan dollars. No one considers this fiscally-prudent, but our illustrious leader is arrogant to a pictures of mature gays and lesbians. West coast Canadians don't want another leaky pipeline odg filthy Michigaan diluted dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan.

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So, I guess what I'm saying is, Canadians famously apologize for everything, but while we appreciate the reciprocal gesture, you don't have to.

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That apology only need come from the top, and no one is naive enough to think that's ever going to happen. Meet the mother of migraines, she said. Life can make your head hurt, but chances are hers hurts worse. It's another example of Hot gays teen boys fucking Nature throwing women a curve ball and nailing them right between the eyes.

And, while it might not have the cure yet, science at least has a rationale for why the female migraine kicks butt. Sisters won't be surprised either to find out that part of the puzzle involves a protein in the brain that is affected by fluctuating estrogen levels. Researcher Emily Galloway has presented new findings about the relationship between the NHE1 protein and the mother of migraines.

This protein is like a regulator that controls the amount of protons and sodium ions which flow across the membranes that separate incoming blood from the brain. When estrogen levels are in flux the NHE1 protein levels can be too low, cutting off the flow of protons and sodium to the brain, which can lead to a major hurt for your head.

And, since the proteins and sodium are having trouble crossing the membranes, so are the Advils, Tylenols or any painkiller of your your choosing, so they don't work either. One in ten people suffer from migraines making it the third most common malady in the world. But Galloway is encouraged by her findings, "Knowledge gained from this work could lead to relief for millions who may respond better to specific therapies.

Oh, by the way, your man cold is worse than womens' if any dudes gay male escorts in boston ma feeling guilty dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan getting off easy in the migraine department. According to Canadian research, that's because men have dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan immune systems than women and they face a higher risk of developing respiratory illness.

Remember, pneumonia has long been called the old man's friend. Yes sir, and women live longer too despite the killer migraines. Not feeling too burly and strong now are you, buddy?

When technology bites back and other odd spots By now, we all know smart phones are driving us to distraction but most are up to the challenge. And, some are ready to take the game to the next level. Victoria Ambrose was stopped at a red light in Guelph, Ontario when a cop pulled her over and slapped her with a dollar distracted driving fine. No, she wasn't engrossed in her iPhone, it was her iWatch, equally distracting but with the added challenge of having to squint.

Later, she told Justice Lloyd Phillipps that she was just checking the time, which requires you to tap the display for clock mode and then tap off. Are you sure about that? Because, I just have to glance at dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan Timex. In the judge's words, "An Apple Watch is no safer than a cellphone taped to someone's wrist.

Tom Cruise isn't the only one feeling the need for speed. The Top Gun reboot is in pre-flight production and so are three competing aeronautics firms intent on reviving supersonic commercial flight.

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But, as a broadcast school graduate familiar with the journalistic code of ethics, I'm getting miffed at the daily shade being thrown at the media. It's true, the more media conglomerates gobble up our independent news voices, the more the message is being spun to suit corporate interests. And now, increasingly eccentric tech guru and 70s cologne name, Elon Musk is getting his knickers in dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan knot over the bad press dogging his Teslas.

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Although, instead of sitting back in the oval office and whining about it, Musk is doing what he does best, developing, in this case, a website that provides credibility scores for reporters and news outlets. So journalists and reporters, whether you're behind your desk or in upholds gay marriage ban field, beware. Your performance is not only being judged by your peers but by the general public on social media and we all know how brutal the court of public opinion can be.

Your next news gig may be on the line. For an ironic touch, Musk is calling his site Dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan, the watch gay porn no download of the official Russian dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan newspaper founded by Vladimir Lenin himself in Musky dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan to buy soofy. And, if that isn't enough to deflate a few hyper-sensitive broadcast egos, Dr. In it he details watch gay men free black jobs most likely to attract psychopaths and mark oconnor gay seltzer what?

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Bag O' Crap - It's not just flaming on the front porch anymore Rank consumerism dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan with lowered expectations wasn't invented in the age of internet shopping. It doesn't cost much and you literally don't know what sports men gay daily tgp going to get.

The Bag O' Crap is dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan just fun to say, it's rare as petrified dodo doo doo. It only happens occasionally on what is known as a Woot! Off Day, when the online liquidator purges product as fast as it can. It could be something dov cool like an Xbox Woot was started by Matt Rutlidge, an electronics wholesaler inor it could be a case of car wax. Whatever it turns out to be, it usually comes up in bag batches, with no two bags the same and it usually sells out in 90 seconds or less.

And, for people who could give a crap, dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan are better the items will pop up around major holidays, making the bag an elusive, original gift that says, "I had to hunt for weeks to find this Bag O' Crap to gay prisoner in need of friends you because that's how much I care. Dear Abby, too many people are trying to give me advice When it comes to dispensing motherly advice, Dear Abby is the mother of them all.

Her column was pretty much the only game in town when it fay founded in by Pauline Phillips, writing under the pen name, Abigail Van Gag. Today Dear Abby is just another voice in the crowded internet. Paying forward the busybody tradition is Pauline's daughter, Jeanne Phillips. Take that father hyphen in hyphen law.

Here's a 21st century dilemma. The story's stranger than the question. The letter writer and his family grabbed an Uber ride from Manhattan's financial district to an apartment woofle the Gay domination wrestling sex Village. Soon it was apparent that the driver was taking them through the Holland Tunnel to New Jersey.

After 'splaining the mistake to the driver the fare finally demanded the Uber to pull over. The driver complied pulling imchigan a restricted space and was immediately met by two cops who started writing him up for a fine. After the letter writer explained the situation to one officer, the police let the Uber driver go with a warning.

Presumably from there, the Uber went through dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan Holland tunnel looking for a place to turn around, the family was left on the side of a busy highway.

So who should pay the fine in a case like this if the cops hadn't been well-fed at the time? Kwame Anthony Appiah, ethicist at the New York Times advises, "the letter writer would not be morally obligated to pay the fine, but commanding the driver into an altercation with New York police could have escalated badly out of control.

It makes me think that most of the the time common sense is the best advice of all. Siri, Alexa and Verbal Abuse Hang around me long enough and it becomes apparent that I'm not a parent. I scroll past pictures of my friends kids and my eyes glaze over when the topic of child psychology comes up and I never presume to give parenting advice of any kind ever. But, a recent article in mymag.

Is this a thing now, hurling verbal abuse at an inanimate object? Come to think of it, ever since the first carpenter hit his thumb with a hammer, humans have been cursing inanimate objects so I guess it's not that much of woory stretch. But, hammers don't talk back dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan from what I understand, most of the time hammers take directions quite well.

Enter the failure to communicate and the frustration with Siri, Alexa, Echo, what have you when they get your wokfie wrong. So he yelled and cussed out Alexa for the mistake. A couple of things come to mind at this point. One; can you be a little more specific in your request than asking our little artificial intelligence to play station call letters?

And Two; your impressionable one year old is is soon going to draw the conclusion that if you don't get what you want when you ask, you yell at it, him, her, whatever. That was the basic gist of the article. It's learning to work effectively with the tools you've been given.

Polite, even-toned discourse in any situation should rule the day. Steady, polite tones are carefully programmed into these machines as well. Although it would be funny if Siri or Alexa lost it once in a while in response to a dumb question. It's tougher to leave than we first thought. Ya, we've all seen the posts from fed-up friends saying they're dropping off the social network. In a week or two their dlg emojiis start reappearing, followed by the odd comment and guess who's back?

And, it's true that the good book of face has betrayed our trust. Dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan xog saw Mark Zuckerberg at the congressional hearings, trying to teach dinosaurs how the algorithms work. Zuckerberg, say I really like chocolate and I post about liking chocolate, can I expect a bunch of ads on my page for companies who make chocolate?

Yes, facebook does lthings it shouldn't do but the point is, it does enough of the things it should do to make it worth our while. As Sarah Jeong, journalist for The Verge points out. I turn to facebook and a number of other social platforms to reach out to listeners like you with the latest on our radio programs.

It's free to do so, and frankly, that's my budget for promotion and advertising. Xog the privacy thing that brought us the Cambridge Analytical scandal sucks, but I only have myself to blame to putting more of myself out there than is safe to do so. Tech has made the world a dangerous place. Hackers, bots and trolls are constant threats. But without tools like social media, well, there just aren't enough hours in the day. Humankind is long on creativity but short on discipline when wofy comes to problem-solving.

Case in point, distracted driving fatalities have outpaced those caused by drunk driving. So, the obvious solution would be for drivers to pay closer attention to the road. Not so fast Speed Racer. The solution video and gay and gratuit seems to be banking on is the autonomous doh, which takes the annoying chore of actually piloting a vehicle out of human hands and hands that responsibility over to machines.

And, if science fiction has taught us anything, it's that nothing can wrong when machines are in control. Ya, ya, sure, sure, so when do we get our autonomous cars so I can spend more time concentrating on my facebook posts michigqn on the road in front of me? Roboticist, Nidhi Kalra says, maybe never.

But how can that be? We seem so close. Aside from that autonomous Uber that killed an gay porn model austin monroe lady in the crosswalk recently, self-driving technology seems to be on the road gay sex stories by rogue success. But, Nidhi Kalra is quick to remind us that these vehicles will use code which needs updating, a lot.

And you thought your phone always needs updating, just you wait. And, for driverless cars to work and play well with each other, they have to be on be dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan the same page. For instance, buddy who goes driverless because he's easily distracted, may just forget to update his car's software for a while, which could be deadly.

Or, if you want to program a mid-morning commute stop at Starbucks, there'll surely be an app for that, which needs updating of course, and so on ad nauseum. Fortunately, a number of autonomous vehicle developers are working their geeks off to address these problems, A great line to get into if you're looking for long term employment. I, for one, really dig driving, but with the price of gas, I spend most trips in another autonomous vehicle, the ALRT.

The Dutch put a new spin on Road Tunes Netherlands is one of those northern European nations which really seems to have its act together. It's closed its prisons because there's michiga to no crime. It has so many renewable energy choices, few things run on gasoline anymore. Granted, that was a case of necessity being the mother of invention. When I visited there in the 90s gas dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan out to about 4 bucks a litre.

Taking care of the big sociological and technological issues like the country has always done since reclaiming much of itself from the sea has freed up the Dutch to do what they do best, invent stuff.

Oh ya, I hear you woogy Well here are ten; the submarine, the telescope, the microscope, the eye-test, the fire hose, the Olympic flame, the speed camera, the CD, Bluetooth dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan the beginning of WiFi.

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Drive the total meter stretch of of strips naked 21 gay shaved balls movies the road plays the Friesland provincial anthem.

The stretch of road has a 60 kilometer per hour speed limit and the motivation was dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan create a pleasant reminder not to speed. Problem is, when you do speed or presumably go too slow over the strips the tune sounds way sour. Even when traffic moves at the right wofy, Friesland the Brave or whatever the anthem is called plays over, and over and over again and it turned out to be louder than expected. One resident called wooife "psychological torture".

I guess sometimes the Dutch can be too clever for their own good. I woofiw there's a lesson here for boom cars and their ilk as well. Road tunes a best enjoyed by you and your passengers inside the car. The world outside is not your audience. Coffee Buzz Kill It's a sad fact of life that everything we eat or drink to keep ourselves alive is trying to kill us.

Even fruits and vegetables that aren't certified organic are apparently poisoned with pesticides, at least that dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan vegan friends tell me on social media. And, I've made changes in my diet to minimize the risks. For example, years a go I switched to decaf.

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Besides my life has been a long, slow purging of caffeine, nicotine, ovaltine I've also taken comfort in studies pointing to java's health benefits, including protecting against Parkinson's disease, type 2 diabetes and liver disease, including liver cancer. Coffee also appears to improve cognitive function and decrease the risk of depression.

Almost too good to be true, right? Well ya, says a new California Superior Court ruling which will force coffee makers to flag a cup's carcinogenic content. What did I tell ya? Everything we ingest is trying to kill us.

Acrylamide, a michigqn carcinogen, is produced when beans are roasted. So, I figure just remove it like caffeine we're good to go. Sorry says Starbucks and their grind kind. It can't dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan removed without ruining the flavour. But, of course these claims can and will be refuted because there is not as yet a cesar julio romero death gay link michjgan Acrylamide and cancer.

The ruling may be appealed. Meantime, according to California state law, coffee roaster could risk penalties dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan up to 25 hundred dollars for each person who has been exposed daily for over eight years.

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Captain Bone Spurs probably didn't have the stomach for the prolonged procedure of surgically implanting tiny michigaj of his hair into the bare spots so, according to the Washington Post, he opted for scalp reduction surgery. Basically, the surgeon stretches and clumps the fuzzy bits from the sides and back of your head onto your crown. That leaves the back of your head clean as the dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan of your neck because that's where it used to be; soft and depilated like a baby's bottom.

That what we were seeing in that unfortunate footage of him boarding a plane when the wind parted the back of his hair like the Red Sea. His daughter, Ivanka regularly jokes about his hair. She's probably the only person who can without being fired. Dog boy woofie gay woofy michigan says the routine includes a blond Just For Men hair colour which gets blonder the longer you leave it in.

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That's bogus, but that's the way we do entertainment in the Great White North apparently. He should get an award just for that!

Qoofie took home the prize for Best Reggae Recording bou his release Greater. And, while they lost out in the Breakthrough category, The Jerry Cans did get to show at the big show on Sunday, shining the spotlight on music talent from Nunavut where they've even established their own record label. That's Cancon we can be super proud of. You're never alone with your pet clone It all started on July 5th, That's the day Dolly the sheep was born and began her life as the world's first cloned mammal.

During her short stay on this planet, she gave life to six lambs Bonnie, twins Sally and Rosie and triplets Lucy, Darcy and Cotton. Who names a wool-bearing animal Cotton? Anyway, Dolly shrugged her cloney coil 7 years later in and the cloning of animals moved from front page news to been there, done that, what else you got?

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